I’ve always admired entrepreneurs, so this got me thinking. Spencer and Ann’s blog had this thing that tells one what celebrities they look like. So I says to myself, “Self, why should we stop there?” Inspired by the entrepreneurial spirit, (J.D. Rockefeller, to be exact), I spent my lunchbreak writing some groundbreaking software that will revolutionize the world of celebrity look-alike conjecture. My software will tell you, not who you already look like, but who your children will look like when they are fully grown. To make this happen, I take your child’s photo and run it against a database of over ten billion celebrities. From there, it’s a secret. All I can tell you is that my software uses the most cutting edge algorithms, logarithms, mysticisms, and funkyrhythms. To prove that it works, I’ve posted a video showing the results for the tests on Kaaryn’s siblings and my siblings. I’m still trying to get some of the kinks worked out. But, if you ask me, I’d say it looks pretty accurate. Check it out.
http://highlandmarketingsolutions.com/ Nolan and Missy
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5 comments:
Matt you crack me up. Nick gave me your web address. Kaaryn looks rockin'. She doesn't even look 4 months pregnant. I pretty much look like that and I'm only two months along. Yup, we're having a tiny Callister in June. Let the cravings begin!
that was pretty funny there matt.... but spencer and i were a little disappointed that we didnt get any love with our kids! we would like to see your spin on our heritage!
These are pretty funny. You have some demented software! Derrick should be pretty pleased with Matthew McConaughey. He had a foreign exchange girl come up to him at our ward trunk or treat to tell him "Did you know you look like Matthew McConaughey kinda?" He was quite pleased!!!
its anniepugmire@hotmail.com or annielarsen1205@gmail.com
Dude, I am now locked into the blog. That was pretty funny.
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