Monday, November 12, 2007

I’m not sure if all are aware, but there are several entrepreneurs in the family these days. I recently learned that Yelena started a business that sells pain relief technology. And I’ll tell you what, nobody has tapped the ancient wisdom of the Chinese this well since Quentin Tarantino. Nolan and Missy started a business offering various gift card and business card-like products. (They both have websites. I’ll give links, if anyone wants to see.) Along these lines, it hasn’t been too long since Tanya Palmer earned her license in gemology. With that in mind, Tanya, you’re no longer allowed to look at Kaaryn’s wedding ring.

I’ve always admired entrepreneurs, so this got me thinking. Spencer and Ann’s blog had this thing that tells one what celebrities they look like. So I says to myself, “Self, why should we stop there?” Inspired by the entrepreneurial spirit, (J.D. Rockefeller, to be exact), I spent my lunchbreak writing some groundbreaking software that will revolutionize the world of celebrity look-alike conjecture. My software will tell you, not who you already look like, but who your children will look like when they are fully grown. To make this happen, I take your child’s photo and run it against a database of over ten billion celebrities. From there, it’s a secret. All I can tell you is that my software uses the most cutting edge algorithms, logarithms, mysticisms, and funkyrhythms. To prove that it works, I’ve posted a video showing the results for the tests on Kaaryn’s siblings and my siblings. I’m still trying to get some of the kinks worked out. But, if you ask me, I’d say it looks pretty accurate. Check it out.



http://highlandmarketingsolutions.com/ Nolan and Missy

http://naturalpainreliefpads.com/ Yelena

5 comments:

Callister said...

Matt you crack me up. Nick gave me your web address. Kaaryn looks rockin'. She doesn't even look 4 months pregnant. I pretty much look like that and I'm only two months along. Yup, we're having a tiny Callister in June. Let the cravings begin!

Larsens said...

that was pretty funny there matt.... but spencer and i were a little disappointed that we didnt get any love with our kids! we would like to see your spin on our heritage!

Raysha said...

These are pretty funny. You have some demented software! Derrick should be pretty pleased with Matthew McConaughey. He had a foreign exchange girl come up to him at our ward trunk or treat to tell him "Did you know you look like Matthew McConaughey kinda?" He was quite pleased!!!

Larsens said...

its anniepugmire@hotmail.com or annielarsen1205@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Dude, I am now locked into the blog. That was pretty funny.